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ejaad main farq

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya

nurse bohut achi hai

Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P

kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

radio says

Man: U cheated me...

shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.

Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKIsTAN!

mango

Peer: Beta koi mannat mango

Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain

Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen

what you can do

smile is the second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips...

Of Course you know the first one :)

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Its Keeping Your Mouth shut! :-)

dulhan ka mngater

1 shadi MeiN
DulhAn Ka Phle
ManGetr Bhi saJ
DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha

Ksi Ny Pocha K
Kia Ap DuLha
hO?

Usny kaha

Nhi Me semi
Final MeiN Har
Gya Tha
Runner Up Hn

aisa dost

Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay,
Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay,
Umar ho teri sitaron jitni lambi,
Aisa DOsT kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.

kayi raaz

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate,
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate,
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate,
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

sochnay ki

sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai ,
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara ,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin ,
Ek Pyara sa Anjana sa Dost Hai Tumhara.!

aik din

Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge,
jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge,
ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab,
duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge!

yaad na karo

Yaad Na Karo Gi To sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein saath Chor Jaoun Ga

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