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To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
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True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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Es PARCHAM K saYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;->
Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta





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saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY sumMer seAsOn . . . ;->
Diagram in book was not clear..
so,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

















NAAK sAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda sochna
Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That''s sMILE
Keep smiling..
"sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."
Wo kiyA hAi??
Jis pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
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BAkrA ... :p ;->
Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe UsAMA da pa diyo.
What''s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy''s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POsITIVE
In Which situation, Do Men start sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is sHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
Larka Larki se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen




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Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P