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Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUsT"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room


And


say : I''ll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .





&

Professor says:



NOW OPEN YOUR












Books & study. . . . ;->
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..











stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->
I''m very good in bed...
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I can sleep all day...

What Were U Thinking . . . ;->
Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.
Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
spread the legs slowly,
suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!
Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,


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GANDHI Ji
K style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->
25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 sacchA WaqiyA
7 saAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh se Usko ZabArdAsti...











school Bhej DiA . . . ;->
KIssING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!


Do you know the ANsWAR?


WHAT?

ho...don''t think dirty...


its A ''''CIGRETTE''''
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.