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importance of percentage

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

a mathmatical question

A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???

Ans?

104

no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi

confused???

Yar apni sania bhabi. :-)}

bandy da puttar ban

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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)

child in washroom

Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

so what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

y r u under tension?

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)

pathan england mai club me

Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
.......
O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye sHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

1 murghi ko qatal karo

1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

Phir Dahi ka safaid KAFAN do

shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!

insan ki poti ke 4 rang hotay hen

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- kala (ßlack)
4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k ßeech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, saanp (snake)
3, ßhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...

Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily

Info Collected ßy
(Wiliam POti)

aman ki aasha jagao

Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKIsTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye sANIA MIRZA

WAsIM AKRAM k liye
sUsHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AAsHA BHOsLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.

app k dost ko 100 wale card ki zar0rt hy

Jb meri koi call na aye,

jb koi sms na aye,

jb koi missed call b na aye,

To.....!

smaj lena k.

"APP K DOsT"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

meera says about sania and shoaib

Meera says about sania and shoaib:

" Main bohat khush hun that both are

"sports MAN:-D"

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