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Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of Timepass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

Na koi apke pass ho,

Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,

Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,

To samajh len k aap...???



BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->
Aaj Mere pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...

Tere pass Kia Hai...?


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Mere pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
Dil ke operation ko BYpass kyon kehte hain?



Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
pass varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->
The Holy passion Of Friendship Is Of,
So Sweet & Steady & Loyal & Enduring
A Nature That It''ll Last Through A Whole LifeTime . . .






If Not Asked o Lend Money . . . ;->

Wait . . .





Cool






Relaxe









Ok






Ready





Steady






Get





Set





Start






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Now Delete The Msg. . .



Time pass Tha. . . ;->
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
PLz Pray For Me






I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL







As Days r passing i''m Becoming
More









CuTe

SMARTER

&

AttracTive

Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
PLz Pray For Me






I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL







As Days r passing i''m Becoming
More









CuTe

SMARTER

&

AttracTive

Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
Height of Cleverness



Dad: if u pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop
when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi

Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi

Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi

Indian: guldan mai saje gi

pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->