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HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE

HuM to JaZZ k office cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .

LeKiN..

UnKe iS jAwAb nE ShArMindA kAr diA

"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;->

I want to update my facebook status

A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D

1 pathan apna samaa

1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->

new economic lingo

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->

blackmailing in new

Blackmailing In New Style=

Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,

To Saarey office Ko Bata Doon Ga K

"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->

1 bacha zong k offic

1 Bacha ZONG K office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha

LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?

BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho

" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "

aik borhi orat nay 1

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

dangerous position in which to sleep

The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep

Is With Your Feet
On Your office Desk ... ;->

d card k golden numbers dikhao?

Pathan Ny NADRA K office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

garam shakar kandi

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

garam shakar kandi

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

ammi ke nic per beva likh diya

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya

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