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nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
"FIRQ SIRF ITNA SA HE"
TERE DOLI UTHI,
MERE MAYAT UTHI,
PHOOL TUJH PER BHI PARY,
PHOOL MUJH PER BHI PARY,
TU SAJ KE GAI,
MUJHE SAJAYA GAYA,
TU UTH KE GAI,
MUJHE UTHAYA GAYA,
SAHELIAN TERE BHI THI,
DOST MERE BHI THAY,
MEHFIL WAHAN BHI THI LAG YAHN BHI THE,
UUN KA HASNA WAHAN ,
IN KA RONA YAHAN,
DO BOL TERE PARHE,
DO BOOL MERE PERHE,
TERE nikah PERHAYA GAYA MERE JANAZA PADHAYA GAYA,
TUJHAY APNAYA GAYA,
MUJY DAFNAYA GAYA,
""FIRQ SIRF ITNA SA HE ""
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge

Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is dnya me kitno k nikah ho gye

Kya nseb mai apne
srf nikah k CHWARAY rhenge?''
''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



Pappu.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-nikah Karte Karte.''
Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is duniya me kitno k nikah ho gayeKya naseeb mai apnesirf nikah k CHUWARAY rehenge?
2 bachon ki baywa maa chothi dafa shadi kar rahe thee,
theek nikah k waqt dosra bacha ronay laga,
maa boli:"chup ho jao warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi".......
aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye
Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara nikah ho raha hai..:-)
Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)


Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



FARAZ.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-nikah Karte Karte. :-)