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A GREAT LESSON FOR ALL

A GREAT LESSON FOR ALL

A little was flying in winter, it froze and fell to ground.
A cow came dropped some dung on it.
Bird began to realise how warm it was and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird and dug him out and ate him.
LESSONS:
#Not everyone who drops shit on is your enemy.
#Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
#When you are in deep shit keep your mouth shut.

Bees that have Honey

Bees that have Honey
in their mouth have
Stings in their Tail . . .
So be Careful from People
Who pretend to be Sweet
...Coz
Sweetness is in Honey,
not in the BEE . . .

Wash your face and

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak N mouth can"t speak so hope tis nite shall
b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

Wash your face and

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can''t speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

Have u Ever Thought

Have u Ever Thought

While Sleeping

If The Fan Breaks & Falls On Ur Head

Or Lizard Climbs Up Ur Bed & Start Walking On Ur Neck

Or

A Green Snake Goes Into Ur Nose

Or

A Cockroach Goses Through Ur mouth & Comes Out Through Ur Ears

Any How
Sleep Peacefully

Good Nite ;->

Wash your face

Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now itz time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak N mouth can''t speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet.
Good Nite.

"Important message before

"Important
message
before
Sleeping.
Please dont forget to

"Close your mouth"

gOod nIgHt

Aaina Hoon Main

Aaina Hoon Main Mere Samne Aakar To Deakho
Khud Nazar Aaogi Zara Aankh Mila Kar To
Deakho

Mere Gham Mein Meri Takdeer Nazar AatiHain
Dagmaga Jaogi Mera Dard Utha Kar To Deakho

Yu To Aasaan Nazar Aata Hai Manzil Ka Safar
Kitna Mushkil Hai Meri Raaha Se Jaakar To Deakho

Dil Tumhara Hai Main Yeh Jaan Bhe Dedon Tum Par
Bas Mera Saath Zara Dil Se Nibha Kar To Deakho

mouth Barhaq Hai Magar Tum Se Waada Hai Mera
Lout Aaoga Tum Ek Bar Bula Kar To Deakho

NURSE kept SARDAR’S

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER mouth
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Q:Why is a Sardarji

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

reading from book of facts

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"

Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight

Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth

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