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. A man got

2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

FunnY BuT tRuE...!

FunnY BuT tRuE...!

Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.

Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried

But fucked often.

Mother: David, come her

mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.

God Thought That

God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A mother

Then

Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
mother In Law ;->

Man Tries

Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.

A Man:

A Man: "Your mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond

Which Has Some Crocodiles Into".

The Other Man - "The Crocodiles Are Yours,

So You''ll Have To Save Them".

Sunnys Teacher Sent

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

1nce Mother In Law

1nce mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?

Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''

If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision

If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision

Frm Its mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds

Wat Wil Its mother Say?

"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz

My mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don''t U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"

Wife: "1 More Word

Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi

Dere''s only 1 prfect

Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry mothER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect WIFE & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur BEST FRND has it ;->

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