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''1 Aadmi ny rat

''1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

moral:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty.

''Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rps do na

''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

LIBRA SUNAAR''

Ek ladka ek ladki

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

What is the moral

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Larkiyo ke lafre me mat paro…
Khali larkiya bachti hai,
baki sab larke mar jate hai..

Girls Psychology!!!!

Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

A woman had triplets

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

"The powers of mind

"The powers of mind

r like the rays of d sun dissipated.

When they r concentrated,

they illuminate"

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moral: dont concentrate too much,

it wil burn ur boo

Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...

Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...

wo soye hoye the....

Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...

hum soye hoye the...

moral:-

''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''

Doctor: U LooK ExactlY

Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...

moral: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->

Doctor: U Look Exactly

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...

moral : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

MALLIKA dancing public clapping

MALLIKA dancing
public clapping

Remove top
More claps

Removes bra
More claps

Removes panty
SSSilence

moral of the story
Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.

once there was a crow,

once there was a crow,
nashe wich betha se oh,
usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
ik chidi rahi c ro,
crow ne ched diti c oh,
chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
crow sharminda gaya c ho,
hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

moral:- PEG LA KE KISI DE DHI BEHAN NU NAA CHEDO...

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