meri SMS Messages1831 messages

Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha

Ke

Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhnay Say Insaan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jaata Hai.

Sò.

Hamesha
Apney
Paas






meri Tasveer
Rakha Karo :->
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B

meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi

Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya

2frn: O Really

1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K meri Wife

Ko meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata Chal Jaye

Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me

Paaye Kha Rahe The,

American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,

American Bola What S This?

Pathan Bola " This Is Language"
Americans Invented Cellphone.


Japanese Invented SIM Card.


PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!


Proud To Be An Pakistani!
Teacher: "U R Late Today.

School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

Student: Sir Aap meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"


Doosra Aadmi:


"Pata Nahi Bhai meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."
Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .




Ye kEh k woH meri RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->
meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"



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