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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain. Jo bhi kahoge meri dukaan per wo paoge. Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai, bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi



DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Duk Tou Is Baat Ka Hai
K


Wahan




Mujhe










PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,
ik baynam se mohabbt mery nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
OR sham tak mery ghar ka sara kam kr do..;-)
Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood

Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai

meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere









Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->
Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,


cigratte meri kaber par jala rha hai koi,,,


ya Rab 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,,


akeley akeley
suttey lga rha hai koi....
Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?


Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge



Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->
Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.

Man to snake: meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.
Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Dur bohat fizaon mein kho jaonga,

meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,

Jab mein tujh se udhar lekar farar ho jaonga.->
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,









Aage karo





Thoda&aage





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"KAMENAY"






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