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Eik Mard Aur Eik Aurat

Eik mard Aur Eik Aurat Ja Rahe Hain, Raste Main Eik mard Aurat Se Phuchta Hai K Tumhare Sath Yeh mard Kon Hai, To Aurat Kheti Hai k Is Ki Saas Meri Saas Apas Main Maan Beti Hain, Rishta Kya Huwa Dono Ka........!

Challange 4 All!
Tell Me On My Number....!

Train Chali, Sardar

Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap mard Ho ;->

raaz keh detay hain

raaz keh detay hain nazuk sy isharay akser
kitni khamoosh MOHABBAT ki zubaan hoti hai
@Vo ke har ahad-e-muhabbat se mukarataa jaaye
Dil vo zaalim ke usii shakhs pay martaa jaaye
Mere pahluu mein vo aayaa bhii to Khushbu ki tarah
Main usay jitnaa sametuun vo bikhartaa jaaye
@yaqeen-e-muhkam, amal-e-peham muhabbat fateh aalam
jihad-e-zindgani maiN haiN yeh mardooN key shamsheeraiN
@Wo Mujhay Toot Ker CHahay Ga Or choor Jaiga.
Mujhay Khaber Thi Usay Ye Huner Bhe Aata Hay.,
@Khizaan K Phool Ki Manind bikher Gaya Koi
Tumhian khaber Na Hoi or Mer Gaya Koi..

in HOSPITAL

in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da

aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain

Ek waqt tha Aap

Ek waqt tha Aap k msg aise aate thy jese kisi ne aap ki KHOPRI pe PISTOL rkhi hui hy

or aapse msg krwa rha he

mgr ab lagta he...

GOLI mardI..

(Bechara Mard)

(Bechara mard)
mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
Haaye mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.

Train Chali, Sardar Ji

Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap mard Ho ;->

''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti

''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya to chuonti seedhi Hathni ke pass gaee aur kaha Dekho behen apne shoher ko samjha lo warna mard hamaray ghar main b hain...@''

''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,

''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,
Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho,
Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho,
Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho.''

''Girl to Doctor:

''Girl to Doctor:

Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.

Mere 10 Dost na mard ho Gaye,

8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya

Aur

19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''

Dulha Apni Nai

Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye

" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "

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