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Not every flower

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

stupid questions with s

stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...

Height of Love

Height of love

when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 love

But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym

N

That''s me . . . =)

In Cricket Match 1

In Cricket Match 1 Girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks.

A Boy Kissed Her Cheeks And Said "
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I love PAKISTAN "

Want To Improve Your Relationship .

Want To Improve Your Relationship . . . ? ? ?

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See love As A Verb Rather Than As A Feeling . . . ! ! !

Girl: Do You Love Me?

Girl: Do You love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying love

Once Ther Was

Once Ther Was A Man By Name Bhagwan. A Beautiful Girl
By Name Raani Falls
In love With Bhagwan. After Few Days Of Their Affair,
Raani Dies. Why??
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Kyonki Woh Bhagwan Ko Pyaari Ho Gayi!!

If Some1 Asks Me

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey

Law Of Love

Law Of love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between

Ppl Say Dere''s No Difference Between

Complete
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Finish

But

Dere''s Difference

When u love Da Right One
U r Complete

&

When u love Da Wrong One
U r Finished

Judge:Why Did U

Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...

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