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Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.

True Love is like a pillow.

True love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.

Love in France IS A COMEDY

love in France IS A COMEDY

In England A TRAGEDY

In Italy A WONDER!

In Germany A DRAMA

But

In PAK love is a

"National Game"

HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN

1-5 years girls love MOM

1-5 years girls
love MOM

6-15 years girls
love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love HUSBAND

61-100 years they love..

Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!

Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?

Life is short so follow some rules:

Life is short so follow some rules:

Forgive quickly

Believe slowly

love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!

So

Think of me Twice Daily... ;->

TRUE LOVE SONG:

TRUE love SONG:

Bazigar 0 bazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kr,
Tu ne dil mera tora,
Mene ELFI se jorha,
Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar
Bazigar O bazigar... ;->

How 2 catch squirrels?

How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They love NUTS!!

Easy Ways to Die :

Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.

love Someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->

A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary

A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary

But. . .

Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girls. . .

So, love Ur Work Not Girls. . . ;->

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