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Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

aap ki girl friend k saharay

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Ek Sawal

Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
Do U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai
Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur
Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : kya hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam
Nahi......!!

To kya hua aj agr wo mere saath nai h!

To kya hua aj agr wo mere saath nai h!
Me aj bi us se utni hi mohabbat krta hu
ar is liye nhi ki koi aur nhi mili
pr is liye ki us se mohabbat krne se
fursat hi nhi miltii

Sharabi

ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya

log us k ird gird jama hogae
aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai?

wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!

usay kahna

USEY KEHNA'' Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay, Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay. DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho, Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay. Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa, Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay. Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab, Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay. JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua, Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay

SAD LOVE SMS

'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua,
Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.

Unki mohabbat ka

Unki mohabbat ka abhi nishan baki hai,
Naam labo par hai aur jaan baki hai,
kya hua agar dekh kar muh pher lete hai,
Tassali hai ki shakl ki pehchan baki hai.

Tanhai me fariyad to

Tanhai me fariyad to kar sakte hai,
Virane ko aabad to kar sakte hai,
kya hua agar aapse mil nahi sakte,
Apko dil se yaad to kar sakte hain..

Khud Main Bardasht

Khud Main Bardasht Kee Addath Daal Rahe Hain Hum

Apni Muhabat Ko Logon Se Chupa Rahey Hain Hum

Woh Na Milli To kya hua Arey "AB"

Zalimon Younhi Jooti Baton Se Khud Ko Behla Rahey Hain Hum

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab kya hua.

Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?

Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-kya hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

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