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Us ko mera halka sa ehsaas to hai
be-dard sahi woh meri humraaz to hai

woh aaye na aaye mere paas lekin
shiddat se mujhe uska intezar to hai

abhi nahi to kya hua mil hi jaayegi kabhi
mere dil mein us se milan ki aas to hai

pyaar ki gawahi mere aansuon se na maang
barasti nahi aankhen magar dil udaas to hai...
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN:
I don''t know

Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko kya hua tha?

Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
Banta-kya hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu
''Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.''
''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89
thousand 3 rs only.

ye mera bank balance nahi he to
kya hua

mera mob no. to he.tum SMS karte
raho
321 Arab..

25 Crore..

35 Lakh..

51 Thousand..

2 Rs Only../

YeH MeRa BanK BaLance NaHi Hai Tu kya hua MerA MobiLe NumBer Tu HaI..

KEEP MESSAGING.../;->
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Doc 4baar aisa hua.. sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai.. ;->
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,

Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,


Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho

To kya hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,
kya hua?

Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

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Dil main mere hai

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