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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->
Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he

Servicing Man : Memory card he?

Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D
Sardar : Mobile Me kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??
Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai…….
Agr Qismat Mein Sub kuch Likh Diya Jata...

To
ALLAH
Dua Mangna Na Sikhata..
Today''s Most Needed Thought

Jab Hamara Deen 1
Allah 1
Rasool (S.A.W)1
Quran 1
Kaa''ba 1
To Phir Ham Firka Paristi Ki Aag Main Q Jal Rahe Hay.
.kuch Shar Pasand Log Hamare Shehar Aur Mulk Me Fasad Kar Wa Rhe He. Kb Tak Pathan, Muhajir, Sindhi, Balochi, Punjabi, Kashmiri, Saraiki Aur Dosri Cast Ki Waja Se Apas Me Nafrat Rakhe Ge...
Allah Ka Farman Hay Jisne Aek Insan Ki Jan Li To Osne Puri Insaniyat Ki Jan Li.
Plz Shar Pasand Anasir Se Bachye Aur Apna Aur Apne Azizo Ka Khayal Rakhye.
Ye Asman, Zameen and in donoo K darmiyan jo kuch b hy Allah Tallah ki tasbeeh harty hy.. Aur ham insan kaisy baigafill h K gunnah par gunnah keay jatay hay aur toba B nahee krty... think today....
Thought of life:

Kon ye kehta hai Allah nazar nahi aata...
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Sirf wohi tou naZar a''ata hai jab kuch naZar nahi a''ata...
Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,
Barish Ki Rim Jhim bhi kuch Ga Rahi...
Betabi Dil Pe Mere Chaah Rahi Hai...
Khusboo Hawa Beete Din La Rahi Hai...
Armano Pe Sitam Ye Dhaa Rahi...
Meri Nazar Me Koee Aa Rahi Hai...
Shamma Ki Roshini Bhi Ja Rahi Hai...
Teri Yaad Aa Rahi Hai...
Aa Rahi Hai...Aa Rahi Hai...
Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,