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zardari aur Nawaz kee dosti aaj kal k pyar kee tarha hai,
naheen mantey,
Proof: "jab larki flirt karney k liye kehti hai"I love You" to larkey ko lagta hai k jaisay uss nein kya kar diya hai, halankey haqeeqat mein kuch b naheen hota"

Issi tarha jab zardari muskura detein hein to nawaz samjhtey hein k maumla suljh ghaya halankey hota kuch b nahee
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
kuch din pehley tak mein apney mobile par alaram laga kar sota tha ta k subha prayer k liye uth jayoon laikin jab sey zardari nein sadarat k liye ummeedwari ka elan kiya hai light na honey kee waja sey mein Azan sey pehley hee uth jata hoon,

Farq to parta hai,

"Geo Zardari" tu ein nirri bemari
Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,
sahareyan nu vi sahare milde ne,
kaun kehnda hai k duniya ch dost nahi,
kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne.....
Hey Today Is

"kuch Toh Kaho" Day.

So Tell Me That U Wanted

To Tell Me But Did Not.
Reply is Must..!!
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Is Box Main kuch Aisa Likho K Aapse Milne Ka Dil Karey.
Har Ladki Aapke Liye Bekarar Hai
Har Ladki Ko Aap Ka Intezar Hai

Ye Aap Ka Koi Kamal Nahi

kuch He Dino Me Raakhi Ka Tyohaar He.
Sardar g Falls Inside A Pit ... !!!

A Friend Asks : kuch Toota Tou Nahi ...

Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche kuch Hy Hi Nahi ... ;->
Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya

Hai Ap B kuch Khilao ?

Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;-
Santa''s Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.

Santa, After A Deep
Thought:
kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!