kitna SMS Messages261 messages

MISS U
Waiting for U
Miss ur voice
Miss ur smile
Miss ur laugh
Miss ur talks
Miss U itna k
yaad nahi
kitna
Mgr itna k zindgi
(M)e(i)n
DIL darke jitna!!
Yeh Bhazi Khoon ki Bhazi hai
Yeh Bhazi tum hi haro ga
Har ghar se Bhutto nikla ga
Tum kitna Bhutto maro ga

Jiye PPP
Jiye BHUTTO
Jiye BENAZIR
Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?

A-21
B-48
C-65
D-84

Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?

Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi . . . ;->
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->
Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta
THOUGHT OF THE DAY.......







Kabhi ye mat socho
tumhari girlfriend ne
Tumhe kitna Romantic
Msg bheja hai.




Hamesha Ye Socho


Usay Kisne Bheja
Hoga?................;->
ik raat hoi barsaat bohat
main royaa saari raat bohat
har ghum tha zamaanay ka lekin
main tanha tha us raat bohat
phiraankh say ik saawan barsa
jab seher hoi to khayaal aaya
woh baadal kitna tanha tha
jo barsa saari raat bohat
Ajj Barish Me Tumare Sang Nahana Hy

Sapna Ye Mera kitna Suhana Hy

Barish K Katre Jo Tere Honton Pe Gire

Un Katron Ko Apne Honton Se Uthana Hy ;->

Happy Rain
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the
world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai,
then call me up and say HI
Agar janna chaho ki hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai, Tow barish
ki boondo ko pakdo jitni tum pakdoge utna tum yaad karte ho
jitni tum chhodoge utna hum yaad karte hai. Good Morning