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kitnay masly hal ho jayen..

Wo or main agar "HUM" ho jayen..!!

Apny Buss Main Kar Laity Ho.
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Uff kitna Be-Bus Kar Daity Ho..

Tujhe baaho me barkar kitna pyaar kiya tha,

Kya yaad tujhe hai tune ikraar kiya tha,

Kitni raate hamne saath-saath gujaari thi,

Aur maine tujhe choom-choom kar bekraar kiya tha.

Mujhko Khayal hai k

Mujhko Khayal hai k..... tu mera Khayal hai...
Aik Markz-e-Khayal...... tera kia Khayal hai?

Aata hai tu Khayal me....... is qadar Khayal se...
Tujh ko mere Khayal ka....... kitna Khayal hai

pathan and plastic

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye
ga…
Roh ka jism se rishta toot
jaye ga…
Abhi waqt hai 2,4 sms kar
do
kal kya pata
Nawaz Shareef 1 sms pr kitna
text lgaye ga…

aisa dost

Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay,
Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay,
Umar ho teri sitaron jitni lambi,
Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.

Kisi Insaan ne KOYaL se pucha

Kisi Insaan ne KOYaL se pucha:

Tu kali na hoti to kitni achi hoti.

SMANDAR se pucha:
Tu Khaara na hota to kitna acha hota.

GULAB se pucha:

Tujh par kanty na hoty to kitna acha hota.

3ino ne Jawaab dia:

Ay Insaan tujh men dusron k Aeb dhundny ki adat na hoti to kitna Acha Hota..... GOOD MORNING

main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon

'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,

Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'

Mosam kitna peyara hay.

Mousam B kitna Pyara Hai
Karti Ye Hawayen Kuch Ishara Hai
Zara Samjho Inki Zazbaaton Ko
Kisi Chahne Wale Ne DiLse Aapko
Pukara Hai.

i love u mom

Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay
Hum rang birangay panchi thay
Kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein
MAAN hum dono bhi sanjhi thay

Main chota sa ik bacha tha
Teri ungli tham k chalta tha
Tu door nazr se hoti thi
Main ansu ansu rota tha

Ik khawbon ka roshan basta
Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi
Jab darta tha main raton ko
Tu apnay sath sulati thi

MAAN tu ne kitnay barson tak
Is phool ko seencha hathon se
Jeevan k gehray bhaidon ko
Main samjha teri baton se

Main tere hath k takiay par
Ab bhi raat ko sota hoon
MAAN! Main chota sa ik bacha
Teri yaad main ab bhi rota hoon...

cat scanning

Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.

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