khaas SMS Messages45 messages

Bohat Khushnuma Ek Raat Guzri Hy

Kuch Tanha Per Kuch khaas Guzri Hy

Na Neend Aai Na Khwaab Koi

Bas Tere Khyalo''n k Saath Guzri Hy !!
Toot Jata Hai Garibi Mein
Aksar Wo Rishta

Jo Aksar khaas Hota Hai

Paraye Bhi Apne Ho Jate Hai

Jab Paisa Paas Hota He


Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

zara dhyan se padhiyega

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

kyunkay ab wo

dekhne mein

itni khaas nahi Rahi''
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO
GHAS HO tUM.

Stupid, idiot bakwas ho
Tun.

52 jokers wali tash ho
Tum.

Insan 3rd class ho tum.


Per jo b ho yar dost bohat khaas ho tum..;->
An application:
Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"
Aik Pathan ghar aaya to sochne laga ke aaj kya khaas kaam karna tha.

Sochta raha



Sochta raha


Raat 2 baje yaad aaya.
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AAJ TOU JALDI SONA THA ;->
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !


















"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !


















"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->