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kesc

KESC main job ayi ha sallary Rs 20000 karna hai to reply karo ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai"bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai"

Duniya Ki Mehfil Mein Yaad

Rook Naa Jana Khoof Say Beech Rah Mein Khuda Ki Baargah Mein Gir Kar Ro Lenaa Khud Ko Girnay Na Dena Apni Nigah Mein ...Farishton Ko Kahan Hasil Toba Ki Lazat Khata karnaa Hay Fitrat-E-Insaan Mein Khushiyan Muqadar Say Milti Hein Yahaan Gham Miltay Nahi Baysabab Is Jahan Mein Khudsaakhtaa Ohaam Say Rakhnaa Mun Ko Khali Khudaa Miltaa Nahi Behs-O-Taqraar Mein Duniya Ki Mehfil Mein Yaad Rakhnaa Nayaab K Tanhai Rehnaa Hay Qaber K Makan Mein...........!!!

BODY SPRAY MANGEGA

Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.
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Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help karnay Lagay..

Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..

Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..

Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?

Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
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Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
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Ankhain band kar ke
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socho
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ke
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ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?

miss se pyar

Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar karna
FARAZ. . .

Love Letter Bheja Tha,
Home Work Samajh k "STAR" De Diya..

exam

dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;

santa

Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan

Diwalli 2011

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali 2011

Urdu Shayari

Chahe Mujrim Samjhe Ya Koi Gunahgaar Hamein

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein

Dil Dia Hay Kisi Ko To Mukarna Kesa

Pyar Kia Hay To Halaat Se Darna Kesa

Apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hay So Baar Hamein

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein

Humne Maana K Hamein Jaan Se Jaana Hoga

Jaan De K B Hamein Pyar Nibhana Hoga

Lo Suno

Tark-e-Mohabbat Se Hay Inkaar Hamein

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Bohat Pyar Hamein.

ZANDGI TYRA KOI OR KANARA HO GA

Zandgi ! ab ky myra naam shamil na karna"

Gar ye ty hai ky yehe khyeel dobara ho ga''

Jis ky hony sy meri sans chla karti thi ''

Kis tara us ky bagar gozara ho ga......''

Ishq karna hai to din rat usy sochna hy''

Our koch zyhan mein aya to khsara ho ga''

Moj ko malom hai junhen mein kdam rhkun ga''

Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga...................''

ZANDGI TYRA KOI OR KANARA HO GA

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