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Eik Piyari Si Surat

Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne ka Shukriyaa..........!!

1st Boss

1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo kese?
2nd:kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne k Liye kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.

Ek Larki Dosri Se

Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se khatarnak Game kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys ke Sath khela Jaey,
khass kar Andhery Main... ;->

Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi

Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..

Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->

BAchEy 2 he Achey.

DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..

WAisE Apke kitnE BAchey hAin??

LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LekiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->

In a Hospital two Nurses

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->

Teacher: ''Kisses

Teacher: ''kisses'' ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal karo k Word kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?

Student: Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P

GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "

Govrment ny aeilan

Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.

sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?

wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->

isko english man translate

Teacher: isko english man translate kro

"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"

boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->

Shall We Try Different

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"

Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->

Biwi ne kameez utari

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

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