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Tere golden face ki beauty ne,

Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.

*Some funny trut

*Some funny truth*
* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.
*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.
*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,
kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.
*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,
par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.
*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,
magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.
*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.

Jiss Train Mai Pyari Pyari Larkiyaan Safar Kar Rahi Hon..

Jiss Train Mai Pyari Pyari Larkiyaan Safar kar Rahi Hon..

Us Train ko kya kahein Gaye ??

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Socho

Its Simple Yaar

" MAAL GARRI "

Pervaiz Elahi To

Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe Laanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha ..

He Replied: HAR QADAM TARAQI kI JANAB :)

Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter

Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter ko Interview Dete Hoye :

Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?

Mulana : Mai Ayetul kursi Pahrta Hon.

Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul kursi kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?

Mulana: Mai Waqt ki kami ki Wajah Se Sirf kursi kursi Pahrta Hon.

Larki k Galon Pr Gulab

Larki k Galon Pr Gulab ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:

English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!

Urdu: Na kAru Jano

Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya

Na wo iqrar karti hay.

Na wo iqrar karti hay.
Na wo pyar karti hay.
Larki cheeze hi aise hay.
balance k liye pyar karte hay.

Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy

khyal ko kisi Aahat ki Aas Rehti Hy

Nigaho’n ko kisi Surat ki Talash Rehti Hai

Tere Bina koi kami Tou Nahi

Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-

Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy

khyal ko kisi Aahat ki Aas Rehti Hy

Nigaho’n ko kisi Surat ki Talash Rehti Hai

Tere Bina koi kami Tou Nahi

Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p

Girlfriend :

Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->

Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye

Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye BoyFrnd - GirlFrnd kia Hota Hai . . . ? ? ?

Circuit: kuch Nahi Bhai Bas Larka - Larki Hote Hyn
Jis Main Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur
Ek khracha krta Rhta Hai Bus . . . ;->

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