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Definition Of GirlFriend . . .

Jo Har Baat Par Tumhain Tok-Tok ker Pehle
Tumhari Saari Aadatain
Badal De
Aur Phir Saal Baad Bole
"Ab Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe" ;->
Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend ko kis Trha Sms kerte . . .

Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn


Ye Last SMS Hy kyun k Balance kam Hy . . . ;->
In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?




Think








Can''t answer









I Tell U









The other 9 fish are crying ;->

True Luv Story

A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They kissed Each Other

Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu


Moral :
Mohabbatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->
Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia





Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai





Aankhain Nam Hain





Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai





Aur kyun Na Ho





khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->
Ek Din Hum Un k Ghar Gaye







Wo Soye Huey Thay









Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye






Hum Soye Huey Thay




Moral. . .
Jesa karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->

Friends ''''Ballons'''' ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
k






''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->
Plz Pass This SMS
2 All Ur Frnd . . .






Sahi Se Parhi Is Msg ko





A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______

Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of



















PEPSI
Wid
A Large Pizza . . . . ;->
2 Punabi
Yaar kal Main Tenu kinni Wari Call kiti
Par Tu Nahi Chukya

2nd:
Q Chukda, Yera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Hy
O tera Peo Suney Ga . . . ;->
Wonderful Combinations in this World...

Heart & beats.

Night & Moon.

Music & Songs.

Roses & Love.


My costly SMS
& ur fokat ki smile...;->
What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?




















She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->
Several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .
The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .
''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .
The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->