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Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Husband: You know,

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me

Girlfriend: And are you sure

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

What Happens When

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
.
.
.
.
Everyone knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat ha

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

A recently fired

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE kAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja k mamla Set hoa.

Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE kAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja k mamla Set hoa.

SIrf Is Baat Par Hum

SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
k Rally MQM ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto keh Gaye.

Faraz In Arabic;

Faraz In Arabic;

Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al kuuttun kameenun.

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