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kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin ka
Sms B Bade kamal ki Chiz H
20 Gadho ko Sms karo
10 Padte Hein
5 ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga kismat Se phnsta Hai

Jo Reply karta Hai
JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi

Sms To hum Aap ko kar Dein Gey

Lekin Us k Paisey Deney kya Aap ki Saas Aaye Gi?
Phool khil kar Udaas Hai

Samandar ko Aaj Pani ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

Qk,

HAM ko Dunya ki

Sab Se



"kHOFNAAk"
MUSkURAHAT
ki Talaash Hai.
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai




THE END.


kesa tha?


kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.
kya tm urr sktay ho?

kya pahaar utha sktay ho?


kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?


Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata
Dil say. Shukria,
Hai
Akilmand
Or
Sweet
Wala
Bhejnay
msg
ye
or
hu
bwakuf
wala
pernay
msg
ulta
me
k
hu
kehta
halfia
"mai"
Ab plz nechay se uper perho.
Bhoot ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
Pakistan me
1 samandar

5 darya

9 dame

1843 nahren

638246 kuwain

98834672 nalkey

93167346 tankiyan

734219465 tOtiyan

Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D
Mafi nama"
Agr
meri
missbell/sms
se
Aap
preshan
ya
tang
ho to
bila jhijhak
apne
mobile
ko
khench
k
diwar
pr
de
maren
na rhy ga phone!
Na bajy gi tone.
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:






Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
kuch kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat karo
Aj Hi Join karo
"LUCkY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!