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Duniya K Sabse Chhote jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja Sardr

4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
duniya ka sab sey barda joke,



"mujhe bardy joke nahee aatey"
better luck next time
Height oF joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped



Wearing Shirt!!
Height oF joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped



Wearing Shirt!!
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Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
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UR BILL
(Shortest joke)

Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!

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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

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1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D
"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->