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Small Anger
Silly Fights
Simple SMS''s
Serious jokes
Sensitive Feelings
Senseless Speak
Million Sorrys

Mixture Of All The
Above Is Wh8 V Call
"FRIENDSHIP" (:
I Very Well Know The Reason,
Why U R Taking Too Long To Recover,
U R Realy Being Nurse-D There.
joke A Part, But Still,
Wishing U Speedy Recovery
Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them. joke over ur troubles,

but gather strength from them. Have fun with ur difficulties, but overcome them
“If you’re too analytical, you’ll miss the miracle. If you’re too literal, you’ll miss the joke. Being too skeptical kills the fun. Being open-minded opens doors to a happier life..”
That Smile that comes on your face so sudden,
So sweet that I can almost taste;
Those Eyes that I see you batting away,
Makes me forget my haste.
That Hair that you run your fingers through,
So deep and dark like a Raven;
With all that in mind, how can I forget you,
When ‘tis you where I find my heaven.
The way you Laugh at a single joke,
It sounds like the Tinkle of a bell;The cent of you after a shower,
for which I thank God that in love with YOU I fell
A simple BYE make us cry,
A simple joke make us laugh,
simple CARE make us fall in love.
I hope my simple SMS make you think of me.
I miss you.
I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.
Laugh about your mistakes,
But, learn from them.
joke over your troubles,
But, gather strength from them.
Have fun with your difficulties,
But, overcome them.
That''s the way to live LIFE.

Have a great day ahead !!
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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A white horse fell in the mud
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old


Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.