jhoota SMS Messages11 messages

aa jaye kisi din tu aisa bhe nahin lagta
lekan woh tera wada jhoota bhe nahin lagta
milta hy sakoon dil ko us yaar k koochay main
har roz magar jana acha bhe nahin lagta
dekha hy tujhy jab se bechain bhut hy dil
kahny ko koi tujh se rishta bhe nhi lagta
A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .
Yeh Ansoo

Hanste hue, aankhon main kyun aa jaate hain ye aansoo
Yun khushi ko adhoora sa bana jaate hain ye aansoo ,
Dard itna hai saha, khaali ho gaya samandar ashkon ka
Jaane kahan se aankhon main bhar jaate hain ye aansoo,
Khush hoon main, koi shikwa zamane se na taqdeer se
Meri iss baat ko jhoota kyun bana jaate hain ye aansoo ,
Shayad khabar hai in ko bhi kis qadar tanha hoon main
Tanhaayi main mera saath nibha jaate hain ye aansoo.... !!
MUJ SA BECHAR KA KHUSH RAHTAY HO.
MARI TARHA TUM BI jhootaY HO..
AIK TAHNI PA CHAND TIKAH THA...
MAIN YA SAMJA TUM BAITHAY HO...
UJLAY UJLAY PHOOL KHILAY THAY...
BILKUL JAISAY TUM HANSTAY HO..
TUM TANHA DUNYA SA LAROO GAY...
BACHON SI BATAIN KARTAY HO..
Zameen par hai magar aasman jaisi hai
Woh narm narm see larki chattan jaisi hai
Meray haroof bhi jhootay hain meray jazbay bhi
Meri kahani bhi saray jahan jaisi hai
Yeh shaam mil k bicharnay ka ista-ara hai
Yeh raat hijar k kalay nishaan jaisi hai
Hawaein roz bhujaati hain khuwahishon k diye
Yeh zindagi bhi andheray makan jaisi hai
Mein apnay sath hoon ya koi dosra hai ZIA
Yaqeen ki yeh ghari bhi gumaan jaisi hai
Hanste Hue, Aankhon Main Kyun Aa Jaate Hain Ye Aansoo
Yun Khushi Ko Adhoora Sa Bana Jaate Hain Ye Aansoo
Dard Itna Hai Saha, Khaali Ho Gaya Samandar Ashkon Ka
Jaane Kahan Se Aankhon Main Bhar Jaate Hain Ye Aansoo
Khush Hoon Main, Koi Shikwa Zamane Se Na Taqdeer Se
Meri Iss Baat Ko jhoota Kyun Bana Jaate Hain Ye Aansoo
Shayad Khabar Hai In Ko Bhi Kis Qadar Tanha Hoon Main
Tanhaayi Main Mera Saath Nibha Jaate Hain Ye Aansoo !!
Aadmi esa dekha nahi hai,
Jiske chehre pe chehra nahi hai.

Kuchh kami mere chehre me hogi,
Aina koi jhoota nahi hai.

Kesi pathra gaee hain nigahen,
Tumko jis din se dekha nahin hai.

Kitne be khof hain ye parinde,
Inko mazhab ka khatra nahi hai.

Mil ke bichhde ho jis din se mujhse,
Mere ghar main ujala nahi hai.

Mot ka to bharosa hai lekin,
Zindgi ka bharosa nahi hai.

yun na khelo mere dil se `kausar''
Mera dil to khilona nahi hai.
Milnay ka jhoota iqrar kartay hain
Chahnay ka galat iqrar kartay hain

Raah tak tak ke thak gayae naina
Vadon ka jhoota bevpaar kartay hain

Abhi aayaingay aur abhi milaingay
Mun ko yuhin beqarar kartay hain

Raah!bhi aaj hui hy khamosh
Milnay ka jhoota izhar kartay hain
such tu yeh hai...!
sub fasane hain duniya dari kay...
kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,,

such to yeh hai k zamane mein....

main bhi jhoota hoon...

tu bhi jhoota hai...
''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''
"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...

"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...

HaHaHa ...