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A Married Man Have

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .

Tum keh dena koi khaas nahin..

Koi tumse puche kon hoon main
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi
Ek dost hai kacha paka sa
Ek jhoot hai aadha sacha sa
Ek khuwab adhoora poora sa
...Ek phooL hai rookha sookha sa
Ek sapna hai bin socha sa
Ek apna hai an dekha sa
Ek rishta hai an jana sa
Haqiqat men afsana sa
Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa
Bas ek bahana achha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door ho k bhi paas nhi
Koi Tumse puche kon hoon main?
Tum keh dena koi khaas Nahi.

Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,

Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Ye Duniya Jhoot Kehti Hy,
…Tumhe Hum Se Nahi Ulfat,
Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Tumhari Be’qrari Ki,
Wajha Kuch Aur Hi Hogi,
Nigaahen Mujse Milte Hi,
Tumhare Muskrane Ka,
Sabab Kuch Aur Hi Hoga,
Jise Km’fehm Logon Ne,
Mohabbat Naam De Daala,
Mgr Itna Bataa Do Tum,
Bicharte Waqt Jan-E-Jaan!
Palat Kr Dekh K Hum Ko,
Tumhari Jheel Si Aankhen,
Chalakti Ja Rhi Thi Kyun…??
Hame Tarpaa Rhi Thi Kyun…….?

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Mo'azaz ban ke mehfil main adaakari nahi karta
Main chehre pe kabhi jhooti aayinaa taari nahi karta

Mera dushman mere dastoor se waaqif nahi shayad
Jisse main dost keh doon us se ghaddari nahi karta

Yahan behtar hai apni zaat ka hamdard ho jana
Zamana ghum to de sakta hai ghumkhari nahi karta

Mujhy mo'Qa shanasi ka hunar ayaa nahi ab tak
Jahan matlab nikaLta ho samajhdari nahi karta.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paise ka masla nahi hai

Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,

Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.

Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.

Rishtay jo pyar ke thay

Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...

Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...

Milti rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...

"Golden Tip''s"

"Golden Tip''s"

Paon Beshak Phisal Jaye,Lekin Zaban Ko Na Phisalne 2.

Aj Amal Hy,Hisab Nai,Lekin Kal Hisab Hoga,Amal Nai.

Jhoot Bol K Jet Jane Se,Such Bol K Har Jana Behter Hy.

Khubsurti Kapron Se Nahi,Ilm-O-Adab Se Hoti Hai.

Ibratein Beshumar Hain,Magar In Ka Asar Lene Wale Buhat Kam Hain.

Kuch Anmol Batain Mer

,*, Kuch Anmol Batain Meri Diary Se ,*,
1. Aalim Se Ek Ghantay Ki Guftgoo 10 Baras K Mutalla Se Behtar Hai
2. Tehreer Ek Khamosh Zuban Hai Aur Qalam Haath Ki Zuban
3. Jhoot Bol K Jeetnay Se Behtar Hai Such Bol K Haar Jao
4. Waqt Se Pehle Kabhi Iraday Ka Izhaar Na Karo
5. Shikayat Na Karna Bhi Sabr Me Shamil Hai,
6. Khamoshi Be-Faida Guftgoo Se Behtar Hai
7. Dunia Me Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Apni Islaah Hai Aur Sab Se Sehl Dusron Par Nukta Cheni Karna
8. Umda Cheez Ko Hasil Karna Koi Khoobi Nahi Balkay Usay Umda Tareeqay Se Istimal Karna Khoobi Hai
9. Khud Pasandi Sab Se Bari Tanhai Hai
10. Khamoshi Barh Jaye To Haibat Ban Jati Hai

Ek Kasak Jo Lafzo''nK

Ek Kasak Jo Lafzo''nKi
Aagosh Me Sisak Rahi Thi

Ek Dua Jo Duur Arsh
Pe Bhatak Rahi Thi

Wo Dua Jo Tuutey Dil
Sy Nikal Rhi Thi

Wo Dua Jo 2 Labo''n
Pe Machal Rahi Thi

Kaash !

Ek Shaam Wo Laut Aaye

Ya Kaash !
Wo Shaam Laut Aaye

Is Dil Ne Bohat Usay
Chaha Tha

Hum Ne Rab Sy Bas
Usy Hi Maanga Tha

Pr Meri Dua Tou Kahin
Arsh Pe Hi Kho Gai

Aur Phr Taqdeer b
Andhera Aurh k So Gai

Aur Phir Zabt Ka Daaman
Hum Sy Chooth Gaya

Ek Tuuta Hua Dil
Aur Bhi Tuut Gaya ...

kuch khud b thay

kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,
kuch tum b hum say rooth gaye,,
kuch khud hi zzakhm k aadi thay,,
kuch sheeshay hath say choot gaye,,
kuch khud b hassaas thay bohat,,
kuch apnay muqadar rooth gaye,,
kuch tum ko sach say nafrat thi,,,
kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye,,
kuch logon nay uskaya tumain,,
kuch apnay muqadar phoot gaye,,
kuch khud itnay mohtaat na thay,,
kuch log b hum ko loot gaye,,
kuch talkh hakaik thay itnay,
k khaab hi saray toot gaye.........

aan$ooun ki wadi main

aan$ooun ki wadi main
dil nazuk rehtay hain
jo choot kha kar bhi
kuch kar nahi patay hain
in aan$ooun ki wadi main
dheeray $ay chalnay
yahan kaii dil hain
jo toot gatay hain
in ma$oom dilloun ko
jab rah na millay
aff$urda $i niggahon $ay
ha$srat main gungonatay hain
in dukhi dilloun ko
koi dukh na dayna
yah aan$ooun ki wadi hai
yahan khammo$h rehna
prinday bhi rootay hain
aur chup chaap $ay rehtay hain
phool jo khiltay hain
murgha $ay gatay hain
har chahra yahan pay
ghamzada $a hai
har aankh yahan pay
$oogi hoi hai
yah aan$ooun ki wadi hai
yahan tum na aana
yahan weeran dil ba$tay hain
yahan tum na ba$na.....

Wo maangti thi mein

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

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