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ZinDagi Mein Aisa DOST Shamil Kro

ZinDagi Mein Aisa DOST Shamil Kro
Jo Aaina Aur Saaya Ban K Sath Rahy

Kiyon K Aaina Jhoot Nahi Bolta Aur Saaya Sath Nahi Chorta

bhoot

Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho..

raat

Hum raat ki tanhai mein,
Aapki aawaz sunte hai,
Chand se aapka jikar karte hai,
Mat aao hamare khawabo mein,
Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai..

Ikhtiar e Neend

Ikhtiar e Neend To Kab Ki Hum Se Chhoot Gai..

Ab To Sirf Bistar Pr Rasm e KaRwat Nibha Rahay Hain..!

tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....

Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai phir bhi aaye to
Aas ne dil ka saath na chhoda waise ham ghabaraaye to

Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to

Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to

kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to

suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to

jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to

nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....

aisa bhe nahin lagta.........

aa jaye kisi din tu aisa bhe nahin lagta
lekan woh tera wada jhoota bhe nahin lagta
milta hy sakoon dil ko us yaar k koochay main
har roz magar jana acha bhe nahin lagta
dekha hy tujhy jab se bechain bhut hy dil
kahny ko koi tujh se rishta bhe nhi lagta

UMEED!!

UMEED!!
KISE KI YAD DIL MAIN HAI KOI AHSAS BAQI HAI
BADLTAY MOSMOON K DARMIYAN AIK RAZZ BAQI HAI

ABI TO MAIN SAFAR MAIN HOON MILAIN GI MANZLAIN MUJKO
MAGAR IN RASTOON K DARMIYAN IK SATH BAQI HAI

KAHAIN PAR SHAM DHALTI HAI KAHAIN PAY RAT hootI HAI
ABI TO CHAND HAI CHAND KI RAT BAQI HAI

CHALY AAO KISE DIN TUM HAMRA HALL B DAIKHO
HAMRA JISAM MURDA HAI MAGAR AIK SANS BAQI HAI

UMEED HAI PHIR B WO MILAY GI HAMAIN AIK DIN
KHUDA PAR HAI BHOROOSA ABI KHUDA KI ZATT BAQI HAI

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,
Mere Ashko se takra raha hai,
Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,
Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,
Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,
Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hisaab nahi.

Kon karta hy wafaon k taqazy Tum sy faraz,

Kon karta hy wafaon k taqazy Tum sy faraz,

Hum to ik jhooti tasalli k talabgar hain bus...

rona

Bohat “ROYA” kary ga Wo,

Hijar ki weeran Raaton mein,

~ ~

Hamari Qurbatoon k jab,

Saharay “Choot” jaen gey…

picture

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

Intazar ki Gariyaan khatam

Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'

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