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Ranjha Chala Gya



Mahiwal Duub Gya



Majnu Bhi nahi Raha




Romeo Bhi nahi



Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti



Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...

Koi Sms Koi Bhi nahi Karta

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Cyber Crime Ordinance Abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S
Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

1-Har ghar se Jew Musharaf ki awaz aye gi..

2-Pani ka rate Petrol se ziada hoga..

3-Munshi ki fees wakeel se ziada hogi..

4-Logon k pas balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge..

5-Logon ko hansi aye gi par sharam phir bhi nahe aye gi . . . :p
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta hi nahi ... ;->
merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam








tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah
Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS hi nahi Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He
Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy

Jitna Afsos Hua Hy Na Mjhe , Main Bata Nahi Skta






Parso''n FATHER''S DAY Tha
Aur
Tum Ne Mjhe Wish Bhi nahi Kia ...
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi nahi Ho Sakti.
mera naam bol kar soya karo,
apney aaamal tol kar soya karo,


aur pard jaye gha machchar kabhi na kabhi,
issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?

Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy

Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi nahi Bani:-D
If You Are Job Less ... !

Then

Scroll ... !!!













































Kerne Se Kuch Bhi nahi Milega ... ;->