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Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Logo Ko hi naukri Kyon Dete Ho?

Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.

Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Logo Ko hi naukri Kyon Dete Ho?

Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kabhi na
Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai

Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:

Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"

1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...

Beta :

Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi na .... ???

Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???

Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...

Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan

Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.

Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya hi na Karo. :-) :-| :-D

Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi Naya Tha Zamana

Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi
Naya Tha Zamana
Dulha Bechain Tha
Sun-Ne Ko Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya
Gana

"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibana"

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

PaRtHe RaHe ThE?

BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn

11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,

BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe

MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA

K LiGhT JaNe Ka

PaTa hi naHe ChAlA . . . ;->

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi na!

"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT"

"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT"

Ab aATA Ameer hi nahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi.
_____
! Aa !
!_ta_ !

Aata Ab Saashay Pack Me Bhi dAstiaAb hAi.

1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe

1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .

Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?

Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai hi nahe Deita . . . ;->

Wo Kia Cheez Hy

Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi nain Hy??

Guess??

Come On Yar?

Sakoon

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