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Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya ghar Aa gaye hai..
Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)
Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?


Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)
The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
Mere ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Mere ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah


Fir Bhage Tum

Aur

''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''
1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..




Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..











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All iz well..


HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.


Haommmm !!!


Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghar nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.


::sMs G@MBlr::

Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,


Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,


Ammi ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...


Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->