gaal SMS Messages33 messages

gaalo pe aansuo ki lakir ban gayi,socha na tha aisi takdir ban gayi humne to firayi thi ret pe ungali dekha to teri tasveer ban gayi.
Mayu
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
Bheegi Palakain
AAnkhon Mein Laal Doray
Dard Say Chlakti Surkhi
gaaloon Pay Phisaltey Motii
Lub Kaat“te Huwi
Main Aksar Ussay Bari
Mehwiat Se Dekhta hoon
Pagli
Tujhe Kiya Maloom Tujhe Rula Kar
Main Marti Ankhon Mein
iss Jahan ka Husn Dekhta hoon
mehkati batoon se...
Ulajti sansoon se...
Sarakte aanchal se...
Aankhnon ke kajel se...
Teri muskurahat se...
Dil ki chahat se...
Gulabi gaalon se...
Haseen khayalon se...
Teri tusveer se...
Apni taqdeer se...
In sab se pocha hai main ne
kia wo mera hai jise chaha hai main ne
Sab khaloos baatoun mein sab karam khayalon mein,
Bas zara wafa kam thi terey shaher waloun mein..

Pehli baar nazroun ney chaand boltey dekha,
Hum jawab kya daitey kho gaye sawaloun mein..

Raat teri yaadoun ney dil ko iss tarah chera,
Jaisey koi chutki ley naram naram gaaloun mein..

Youn kisi ki aankhoun mein subha tuk they hum,
Jis tarha rahey shabnam phool k piyaloun mein..

Meri aankh k taarey abb na deikh pa''''o gay,
Hum raat k musafir they kho gaye ujaaloun mein..
Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.


Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?


Boss: Kyun k Unhe Pehle Se Hi


gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai...
''zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,
message box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory mein hartaal hai?
plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere mobile ki,
zindagi ka sawaal hai......''
taarif karun kya aapki???......
taarif karun kya aapke baal ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke hooton ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke gaal ki???........
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saala aapmein kuch taarif k qabil dikha hi nahi!
to-taarif karun kya aapki???......
gaalib ne apni mashooka ko date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai''
Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,

Ammi dho day