gaal SMS Messages33 messages

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?

Salay Bounced Cheque.

Zameen pe Liability.

Pedaishi Bad Debit.

Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Tu Bade Payar Say Chao Say Bade Maan K Saath

Apni Nazuk Si Kalayi Mein Chadhati Mujh Ko
Aur Bay Taabi Say Furqat K Khizan Lamho Mein

Tu Kisi Soch Mei Doobi Jo Ghumaati Mujh Ko
Mein Tere Hath Ki Khushboo Say Mehak Jata

Jab Kabhi Mood Mein Aa Kar Mujhay Chooma Karti
Tere Honton Ki Hidat Say Dahak Sa Jaata

Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Neendon Kay Safar Pay Jaati
Mar Mareein Haath Ka Takiya Banaya Karti

Mein Tere Kaan Say Lag Kar Kayi Baatein Karta
Teri Zulfon Tere gaal Ko Chooma Karta

Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha
Mein Teri Rooh K Gulshan Mein Mehak Ta Rehta

Mein Tere Jism K Aangan Mein Khanakta Rehta
Kuch Nahi To Ye Bay Naam Sa Bandhan Hota

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Plz Aap Kisi Ko gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
Woh Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai K,

Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho,

Jab Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey,

Tab Dorr K Mein To Aaon Gi

Tab Paayal Meri Chankay Gi,

Paayal Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Meri Kalaai Pakro Gey,

Tab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,

Jab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,

Choori Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Jab Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi,

Jab Jazbay Shoor Machein Gey,

Jazboon Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee!

Mere Jhumkay Se Jab Tum Kheelo Gey,

Wo gaal Ko Meri Choomain Gey,

Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey

Ik Lehar Uthay Gi Seenay Mein!

Us Lehar Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!

Wo Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai

Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho!
Pathan phone pe wapda waly se: Janaab thori dair k liye light to band kijiye.
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WAPDA wala:Q sir ?
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Pathan:Wo yara humara dimagh mein ek naya gaali aaya hai wo apko dena hai.
"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)
Plz Aap Kisi Ko gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
Height of Cleanliness

Carrying a handkerchief during holi and
cleaning ur hand each tym u say ''Holi
Mubark''..after lagaing gulal on their
gaal..!
LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
gaal tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...
gaalo pe aansuo ki lakir ban gayi,socha na tha aisi takdeer ban gayi humne to firayi thi ret pe ungali dekha to teri tasveer ban gayi.
gaalo pe aansuo ki lakir ban gayi,socha na tha aisi takdeer ban gayi humne to firayi thi ret pe ungali dekha to teri tasveer ban gayi.