friend SMS Messages1520 messages

|| Height Of Coincidence ||

Ek Larka Apni Girl friend Ki Bhen Ke Sath Date Par Gaya ... Jiss Restaurant Mai Woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski Girl friend Ke Sath Betha Tha
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make friendship With

Me . .

Survey Report

5 % Says = YES

0 % Says = NO

And . .



95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->

SANIA MIRZA Details:



Age: 19



Sex: Female



Weight: 56 Kg



Height: 165 Cm



Colour: Normal



Boy friend:Assi Hor Kon.



Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
Lo Meri Girl friend Ka Photo Dekho









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Thora Aur Neeche












Dikhi Ya Nahi ...

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti ... ;->
friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
Boy To His friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat

friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...
Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he



kisi ki pasand se hame kya




hame to AAP KI GIRL friend PASAND he

wah wah
LifE iS aLL Abt WakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG NeW, Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG NeW CoNverSatioNs, WaLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,
ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt, MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd friends, bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys bUt
LookinG foRWaRd tO bEttEr dAys,
WaNtinG 2 Shoot da person Who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?






Simple

Ab Ap Mere friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!
A friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To His friend On His Birthday.
What Does This friend Who Receive The Gift Sing ???
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Dushman Na Kare Dost Ne Woh Kaam Kiya Hai
Umra Bhar Ka GUM Humai''n Inaam Diya Hai ... ;->
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.

friend : Kr Lo

Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?

friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi