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Chicken ready?

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

''Two goldfish are in

''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Friends are like

Friends are like fish...u have to sit patiently and 4 a long time to find a gud one...JUS LIKE I CAUGHT U!!!SO BETTER STAY NICE OR I''LL FRY U

MATAN ready ?

MATAN ready ?

Yes boss

fish ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

Why ??

KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha

Smndr me pani Pani me fish wah!

Smndr me pani
Pani me fish
wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Ja tujhe bye-bye
TERI GRL FRD KO KISS!ab b kaho
WAH
WAH
WAH!!!

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPANIES: " OUR fish PLAY FOOT BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.

Wonderful couples in this world

Wonderful couples in this world

Heart & beats

Night & moon

Roses & love

fish & water

My SmS & ur smile

Just Shut Up

Just Shut Up

Ok !

Dont Try To Be Over Smart

Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo

Nonsence

Idiot

Selfish

I

Said
To

My Heart

When It Asked Me
To
Stop
Missing U . . . :)

When swinning is

When swinning is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .

Than

Why dont fishes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For fishing,&

Catches A Big fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da fish..

Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The fish Back in The Water...

fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

In a pond there are 10 fish, 1 of them dies,

In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?

Think

Can''t answer

I Tell U

The other 9 fish are crying ;->

Mom:

Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->

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