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Qus: What is The Extreme

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and fighting For Corner Seat..!!!

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?

Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and fighting For Corner Seat..!!!

A guy takes his wife to

A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.

Height Of Cowardice:

Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->

Bachelor''s schedule...

Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start fighting. . . . ;->

An Ideal Home Work Excuse . .

An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .

Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?

Student: I Lost It fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->

height of foolishness

height of foolishness

A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D

The fight we had last night was my fault,

The fight we had last night was my fault,

my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.

Height Of Maska

Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College

King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

King Nepolean Was Busy fighting In Poland

Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him

Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King

They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U fight 4 Wealth & V fight 4 Honour"

Nepolean Said :

"Every1 fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"

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