family SMS Messages90 messages

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This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
For This, Is A Special Time When family
And Friends Get Together,For Fun.
Wishing Laughter And Fun To Cheer Your Days,
In This Festive Season Of Diwali And Always!!!!!!!!


“Happy Deepavali”


Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.


M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!
A Memon family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA
letter on top writn, I m sendng ABBA''s body it ws his wish 2 b buried here.Under ABBA''s body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.ABBA is wearing pair of Rebok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 Jubaida & Jarina.Abba is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 Boys.2 Jeans Abba is wearng r 4 Boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz AMMA is not feelin well..
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Hi i''m Sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is My Kid

&

&

This Is My Kidney
Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->
Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!

But,

now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D
Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?

Guy : Off Course !

Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our family ;->
ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
FunnY BuT tRuE...!

Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.

Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried

But fucked often.