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Job Question

Pathan Mobile Company Mein Job K Liye Interview dene Geya Pehly hi Sawal Ka Jawab dene Par Usy Maar Kar Bhaga diya Geya Sawal Tha . . . . . Sub se Mashoor Network Kon sa Ha? Pathan: Cartoon Network HAhahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

O pakistanio

O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK

Ek couple date pe tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga

Kaha Hai Garib

id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p

dilon ko kharedny walay

Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege,
Aap ko dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
Milega na aapko hum jesa koi,
Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

Full Mental

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

itni shidat se maine

itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay

k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay

yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain

end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai

HAPPY
.......ENDINGS

Dilon ko khareedne

Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge,
tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge.
Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.

Sab ki zindagi mein

Sab ki zindagi mein khushyian dene wale,
Mere dost ki zindagi mein koi gham na ho,
Usko mujhse bhie achche dost milein,
Jab uski zindagi mein hum na hon..

Dosti is a sweet Relatio

Dosti is a sweet Relation coz DOSTI Means
(D)-dua dene wala.
(O)-omeed ki kiran
(S)-sath nbhane wala
(T)-tanhai ka sathi
(I)-Itbar k kabil.
Jesy k main

Dilon ko khareedney

Dilon ko khareedney wale Hazar mil jayege,

Aap ko Dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,

Milega nA Aapko Hum jesa koi,

Milne ko To Dost Beshumar mil jayege.

Ye Dost b Ajeeb Hot

Ye Dost b Ajeeb Hote Hyn
dene Pe Aaye''n Tou
Jaan De Dain
Lene Pe Aayen Tou
Hansi Tak Cheen Lain
Kehne Pe Aayen Tou Dil K Tamam Khano K
Raaz Tak Keh Dain
Chupane Pe Aayen Tou Ye Tak na Batayen
K Khafa Kyun Hyn
Naraz Honay Pe Aayen Tou
Saans Tak na Lene Dain
Manane Pe Aaye''n Tou
Apni Saansain Waar Dain

"Dost" Zindagi main Nahi Mila Kerte
Zindagi "Doston" Main Milti Hy ... (:

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