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Situation Befor marriage: rose are red

Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead. . . ;->

To cry is to know that youre alive

To cry is to know that youre alive
But
My river of tears has run dry I never wanted to fool you
But
A cold heart is a dead heart And it feels like I''ve been buried alive by love
If I should die before I wake There ai''nt no one my soul to take If I wake before I die, rescue me with your smile. . .

Girlfriend :

Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

A sArdar''s deadbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd

& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!

Height Of Playin Games

Height Of Playin Games

A Sardar''s dead Body Found In A Cupboard

&

Al Other Sardars Declard Him

Winner Of Last Year''s

Hide&Seek

Championship!

5 Points That Prove

5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"

1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"

3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->

Customer Shouted:

Customer Shouted:

"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A dead Fly In
My Soup ..."

waiter Replied:

"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->

where do ghosts go f

Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
It Simple

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They Go To
The dead Sea ... ;->

A Man Was Injected

A Man Was Injected
With A deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??

Think

Think Harder

Coz

He Was Already
dead.. ;->

The Poor Wish To Be

The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

And

The Married Wish To
Be dead ... ;->

An ECONOMIST

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->

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