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How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.

Government imposing new taxes.
dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free

Government imposing

Government imposing new taxes.
dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free

Government imposing

Government imposing new taxes.
dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry, flirting is still free

Dating is so insecure

dating is so insecure.
My last relationship,
I was always there for her and she dumped me.
I told her about it. I said,
Remember when your grandma died?
I was there.
Remember when you flunked out of school?
I was there.
Remember when you lost your job?
I was there!
She said, I know - you''re bad luck.

Wat Wud B Ur Reaction

"Wat Wud B Ur Reaction

If U Caught Ur Lover dating

Wid Ur Best Frnd?"

Forwrd It 2 Ur Frndz N
Get Funny Replyzz
Bt Reply Me 1st.

The latest slogn of boys:

The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

If Saif anf Kareena marry

If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?

Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)

people change wd time=P

people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
dating process :

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

I Filled In A Form At A

I Filled In A Form At A
dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->

I Filled In A Form At A

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''
Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

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