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stupid questions with s

stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...

A Man Touched

A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He danced In Joy & Shouted..

AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF

What Do U Get ?

What Do U Get ?
When A Cow dances.
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Think
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Vey Simple....
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GUIdance.... (Gui-dance)....!!

A bOy Goes To See

A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dance,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!

A bOy Goes To See

A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dance,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!

She Came..

She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...

Mam
Attendance...!

Who''s Pappu In D Movie

Who''s Pappu In D Movie

"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !?

Aditi''s Brother AMIT

Coz Jay Sings Pappu Cant dance ''SAALA''

Amit Is Jay''s Saala..

Wat Is D Diff B/W

Wat Is D Diff B/W

Poison & Alcohol?

If U Drink Alcohol,

U Will dance Around People,

If U Drink Poison

People Wil dance Around U..!

What''s Te Difference Between

What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???

If U Drink Alcohol

U Will dance Around People

If U Drink Poison

People Will dance Around You ;->

The Latest New Dance Craze

The Latest New dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"

It''s Two Steps Forward

One Step backward

And Then

A Sidestep ... ;->

Apni Tou Paatshal

Apni Tou Paatshal
Masti Ki Paatshal
Na Koi Likhne Wala
Na Koi Parhne Wala

Ye Sab Tou Theek Hy

Par Pappu Can''t dance Sala ... ;->

Disco Dance

Disco dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

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