dance SMS Messages97 messages

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt,
i"LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
Wo School K Din

Kuch Baatai’n Bhuuli Hui
Kuch Pal Beetey Huey

Har Ghalti Ka Ek Naya Bahana
Aur Phir Sab Ki Nazar Main Aana


Exam Ki Puuri Raat Jaagna
Phir Bhi Sawal Dekh Ker Sar Khujana

Mauqa Miley Tou Class Bunk Maarna
Phir Dosto’n K Saath Mazey Maarna

Us Ki Ek Jhalak Dekhne Roz School Jana
Us Ko Dekhte Dekhte Attendance Bhuul Jana

Har Pal Hai Naya Sapna
Aaj Jo Tuutey Phir Bhi Hy Apna

Ye School K Din
In Lamho’n Main Zindagi Jee Bhar K Jeena

Yaad Ker K In Palo’n Ko
Phir Zindagi Bhar Muskurana
shaitan asooosiation invites all members for the annual meeting to discuss their vacation of the month of ramzan so ur attendance as a senior member is required so be there and have a gr8 vacations
RAMZAN is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran, as a guide to mankind, also clear (Signs) for guidance and judgment (between right and wrong).
A.O.A

WisHiNg U
1 MoNtH Of RaMzAN .... 4 WeEks Of BaRKaT..... 30 Dayz Of 4gIveNesS... 720 HourS Of GuIdance.... 43200 MinUtEs Of PuRiFiCatIoN.......
HaPpY RaMzAn ......
1 Month of Ramzan ...

4 WeEks of BaRkat ...

30 Dayz Of Forgiveness ....

720 Hours Of Guidance ...

43200 Minutes Of Purification ...

HaPpy RaMzAn ... (=
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN''T dance SALA.
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.

Kia me jawan ho gya hun?



Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n Shadeed hy

T0ilet me Kahan Light hy
Papu ki Halat Tight hy

papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala
thats y papu cnt dance sala,