chand SMS Messages455 messages

''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''
''Na ye chand hoga na TARAY rahenge

Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye

Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''
''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da........

me jitho jitho kehni hei to kiyon nhi cherda.....

aa ja sajna tenu milan da dil kr da.....

me jithu jithu kehndi aaei tu kiyon nhi cherda....''
''Ladki boli:
chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
Tere liye "chand TAREY" tor don
Bas tu aik bar "HANS" k dekh lay
Teri Kasam tere saray "DAANT" tor don.''
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan

Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to

chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''
''chandani raat ti,bari barsaat ti,hum dono ek sath tay,wo mere niche ti, me uske uper ta,ghalat na samajna,wo meri motorcycle ti''
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
chanda or chokri:
karte the luv chori chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story
Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
Chan,chandni raat Mehrma Timtmanday taaray
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Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya

Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha?

Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" banainge