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Suraj Dube Ga To
chand Nikl Aega
chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!

Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka chand ho."

Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"

Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta


Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-


All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz



Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel



KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->
Dill Ossay Roohh Say Panay Ka Talabgaar Hy Warnaa


Jissm Biktayy Hain Yahaa chandd Damooo Main...(*_*)
Dill Ossay Roohh Say Panay Ka Talabgaar Hy Warnaa


Jissm Biktayy Hain Yahaa chandd Damooo Main...(*_*)
Kal raat chand hu-ba-hu tujh jaisa tha

".....Faraz....."
Kal raat chand hu-ba-hu tujh jaisa tha

".....Faraz....."

Wohi husan, wohi ghuroor,

or wohi doori..."
srif samundar hi py moqoof nahi madd-o-jazar..faraz.

chand to dil mein bhi toofaan utha deta hay,,,