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Train Chali, Sardar

Train chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

Ik sarda

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=chal Oye chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P

Dukaandar

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub chalega

SANTA : Mujhe chalnewala Nahi

Likhnewala PEN Chahiye

Mobile me kuch

Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he

Servicing Man : Memory card he?

Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D

Sardar ki bivi uske

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->

Sardar : Mobile Me

Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card chalega??

Shaadi mein Khana

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

1 sardar k ghar

1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki

Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)

1 sardar USA gya

1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"

naraz ku ho hum se

naraz ku ho hum se kis bat pe ho rothe acha chalo ye mana tum sache hum hi jhote
kab tak chupao ge tum?
hum se ho piyar kerte
gusse ka hai dikhawa dil mai ho hum pe marte

| t0DaYz tHoUgHt |

| t0DaYz tHoUgHt |

"challenges in life come in 3 broad categories: easy, difficult and impossible.

Those who take on only the easy have a safe and boring life.

Those who take on the difficult have a tough but satisfying life.

Those who take on the impossible are remembered"

{( tOdaYZ tHouGhT )}

{( tOdaYZ tHouGhT )}

Rishte aur Raste Ishq ke do pahelu hai,
Kabhi kabhi rishte nibhate nibhate raste kho jate hai
Aur kabhi kabhi rasto mein chalte chalte rishte ban jate hai!!

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